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Huck Jr. 

Huck Jr. is the epitome of a pie wagon. She is a lying, morally bankrupt spawn of a dotard and looks like truck stop restrooms smell.
Just looking at Huck Jr. on TV always brings my lunch up.
Huck Jr. by Master of The Factory August 10, 2018
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Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine
“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

Hucklebear 

A bear that has a severe chronic addiction to huckleberries. Much like a crack addict it will do anything to satiate it huckleberry needs. Lives in any area that huckleberries reside. Favorite activities include water skiing, swimming, lake lounging, hassling campers for change and scrap foods, and huckling (the act of consuming berries.) Looks like a cracked out version of smokey the bear.
When we left the cabin we found a hucklebear passed out on the deck in a berry induced coma.
Hucklebear by Hucklebear July 23, 2009

Huckleberry Friend 

Evokes someone with whom one has a carefree, innocent, hopeful, gentle friendship. Bucolic wanderers and dreamy wonderers. Those with which to share a sun-drenched youth.
"As a child, Johnny Mercer, (lyricist of the song 'Moon River'), picked huckleberries (like wild blueberries) in the summer. To him, the berries had a personal connection with a carefree boyhood, strengthened by association with Mark Twain's character Huckleberry Finn. The implication was that Holly Golightly, who was actually of hillbilly stock, and Huckleberry Finn might well have been friends, if ever they had met." from 'Love Me Tender: The Stories Behind the World's Favourite Songs' by Max Cryer.

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker
Wherever you're going, I'm going your way.
Two drifters, off to see the world
There's such a lot of world to see
We're after the same rainbow's end,
Waiting round the bend,
My huckleberry friend,
Moon River, and me.
Huckleberry Friend by Y9e0ah May 18, 2014

hickonfidence

the unwavering John Wayne-style confidence in one's opinions that is a common side of effect of being a hick.
A: Why are those ignorant people marching on Washington so sure President Obama was born in Kenya?

B: Well, in addition to being simple-minded bigots, the fact that they are all from small, isolated communities means they have oodles of hickonfidence in their opinions.
hickonfidence by urbane and modest December 13, 2010

huck finned 

when somebody has you do a job for them by either guilting them into it or by telling to come help and you never help so they do all the work
I huck finned the len, i asked him to bring over shingles for my roof and he layed them all for me
huck finned by john snyder666 September 13, 2009