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how to eat 

how to eat by Gay Luigi The Second November 8, 2019

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.
Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
How to eat? by iloveferrets101 January 8, 2021

how to eat bread 

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

how to eat the booty 

First, you spread the cheeks.
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
how to eat the booty by XaniDefinez October 18, 2017

how to eat ass 

Open the ass hole and ferociously bite it and lick it
Tyler at my ass last night and he destroyed my holes. So I asked him how to eat ass.
how to eat ass by Asslicker4002 September 5, 2017

how to eat pussy 

hmmm geee....first u got to like finger the girl...den u must lick her clit....its all in the licking of the clit
if u don do it right no girl gone go and give u head dummy
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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