if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2

i knew u would be searching up How to Get Bitches 101

How to Get Bitches 101 by urlocaladvicegiver101 October 20, 2025

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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