how to 

A common random phrase heard on Space Cowboy online, usually from n00bs and newbs, asking for some kind of information which is normally either common sense or self-explanitory. To use this phrase properly, you must:

a) NEVER introduce yourself when you log on;
b) NEVER EVER RTFM or in-game SEARCHABLE FAQ or SCO website
c) NEVER EVER EVER have a good enough grasp of the english
language to ask the question properly or understand the
answer, and:
d) NEVER EVER EVER EVER type in anything but all caps.
e) NEVER EVER EVER EVER WHATEVER YOU DO say please or thank
you.

jrandomn00b : HOW TO WALK!?
VeteranDude : your character is controlled by moving the
mouse and pressing and the left and right mouse buttons
Nerfherder4 : WTFLOL?!!!33forty-five
jrandomn00b : HOW TO TAKE OFF!?!?
VeteranDude : press the "take off" button at the bottom of your screen
Bystander66 : lmfao
jrandomn00b : HOW TO FLY!?!?!?
VeteranDude : i give up, man, i really do
Bystander66 : 'how to think for myself?'
Nerfherder4 : 'how to live?'

how to by Yarpsnesan November 17, 2006

how to 

a phrase usually used to express ones confusion in a south indian accent. first coined by srikesh of blue kimchi, this word is only used by coolbois. any question can be asked by simply saying "how to"

"stop doing drugs" "BUT HOW TO?"

how to by potatobro45 May 30, 2018

how to 

how to do something like:

how to fuck a donk, you shithead.
how to pull up a case of nigga.
how to be a shithead fucking, a fucking nigga you fucking shithead that fucks a bitch you fucking donkey.
how to fuck and unsub T-Shitheadgaybitchniggaindiantbottbottbottbottbottbottbotindianniggahackerscammer.

how to by 2142069Typer October 15, 2019

how to eat 

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!

Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.

how to eat by TehWeirdo January 28, 2018

how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

Follow these simply rules of how to spot a witch 🧙 ♀️

how to spot a witch by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

How to spoon 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

How to spoon by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018

how to start a cult 

1.make up a random religion

2. Recruit members

3.you are god

“I met a guy who wanted me to join him “

“He also said how to start a cult”

how to start a cult by Man is man November 12, 2020