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house troll 

House troll- Roommate who loves to scavenge your food, drink your booze; make a mess and not clean up; then disappear into the room cave when there's work or help needed. They enjoy appearing and taking full advantage of parties and visits by the ladies... then once again... disappear after they scavenge the wine/ food/women that is not theirs; then scuttle back into the cave.
We just spent hours getting our party together and the house troll shows up again just in time to drink Jerry's wine and disappear out of sight again.
house troll by skisanjose February 11, 2018
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Facebook White House Troll 

A Facebook White House troll is any person or thing that trolls the comment and reply section of the White House Facebook page with the sole intent of disruption. Posting disturbing images of violence, photo shopped pics of the President and other politicians and making general comments about birth certificates and socialism in order to create fear and intimidation in any manner possible. It is unclear if these posts are directed to the office of the POTUS or simply to harass supporters and others with legitimate comments and replies. What is clear is that they are trolls.
The Facebook White House Troll uses multiple accounts with anonymous user names to harass the president and his supporters.

House Trolling

Staying in your house all day on your laptop, getting in arguements on youtube, and only going outside once and your friends are saying you look extremley pail
Guy 1:Dude i havent seen William ever since June

Guy 2:Don't worry he's house trolling again he should look like a pail chocolate bar now.

toll house pie 

2 eggs
1/2 c. all-purpose flour
1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. finely packed brown sugar
1 c. butter, melted and cooled
1 (6 oz.) pkg. (1 c.) Nestle's Toll House semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 c. chopped pecans or walnuts
1 (9-inch) unbaked pie shell

If using frozen pie shell, use only deep dish style and thaw completely. Place on cookie sheet; bake 10 minutes longer.
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. In large bowl, beat eggs until foamy. Add flour and both sugars. Beat until well blended, and blend in melted butter. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Pour into pie shell. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour. Serve warm with whipped cream or ice cream.

Makes 1 pie.

A preference of mine is to not put any nuts in and add an extra half cup of sugar and sometimes an extra cup of chocolate chips.
Toll House Pie is good yummy stuff.
toll house pie by i hate trains October 9, 2006

toll house cookie 

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.
Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

Toll house

Toll house is Orthodox Christian Teaching of the souls journey to Heaven after death. It is good to know that toll house teaching is not universally accepted within Orthodoxy. The teaching goes like this: After you die, an Angel takes you to Heaven trough space, during the journey however there is about 20 toll houses, in each one there waits a demon, who tries to accuse you of different sins you committed in your life. But the Angel besides you tries to prove your innocence or Repentance of these sins. If the Angel cannot defend you, you fall into hell. But if the Angel can defend you trough the toll houses, you get to Heaven.
Some guy: Hi, what do you think happens after death

Orthodox guy: I think you have to pass the toll houses to get to Heaven
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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