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When your girlfriend cleans or tidies your messy living space without being asked to do so. An act of kindness similar to a hand job or blow job.

Friend 1: Man, you're place looks sweet. What's up, is your mother coming over?

Friend 2: Nah, Angel gave me a house job.

Friend 1: Wow, she's a keeper, man.

house job by Woodmont Willie July 23, 2010

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hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

hose job by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

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hose job

(Noun) Any attempt that has resulted in utter failure.

If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.

hose job by Quackafella2 June 16, 2010

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Horse Job

A horse job is a sexual move done to either a girl or a guy. When a person is going down on another person, the person pleasuring does a motorboat move with their lips while exhaling loudly. This, of course, simulates a horse naaying. Thus a horse job.

Nic: Hey DJ! My girlfriend is out of town and I want a horse job really bad. Will you give me one.

DJ: Yeah of course, I love giving horse jobs.

while DJ is blowing nic he makes a very loud naying sound.

Nic: I'm sorry DJ but the HJ always makes me blow my load all over faces.

Horse Job by Izak P and DJ October 28, 2008

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horse job

A move in chess where you take the Knight and attack something else with it.

Give that guy a horse job!

horse job by stfubob July 30, 2007

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Hose Job

When you suck your significant others genitals whilst they are urinating

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"

Hose Job by SqueakyWindexBottle April 13, 2020

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Jobling House

Jobling House aka The Forge, widely thought to be much better than Marr House

A place to live, as in were poor students recide

Jobling House by Flat 20 crew October 8, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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