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Like A Hostess 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
Like A Hostess by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

hotness hypnosis 

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
hotness hypnosis by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

New Hotness 

Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.
New Hotness by meghan August 20, 2003

The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

hottress 

Dude, we just got a total hottress.
hottress by Cardholer November 30, 2009

what starts with p and ends with orn and is the hottest part of the movie industry 

The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.
"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"