hottess

Mashup of "hot" and "goddess". Means that a person looks like a female god.

Omg, look at her, she's a total hottess!

by Hottess Nerdfighter June 1, 2014

Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream

Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.

Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.

by Surface Tension February 17, 2007

New Hotness

Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.

Breon is old and busted. Meghan is the new hotness.

by meghan August 20, 2003

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

hottress

A hot waitress

Dude, we just got a total hottress.

by Cardholer November 30, 2009

what starts with p and ends with orn and is the hottest part of the movie industry

The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.

"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017