hottress

A hot waitress

Dude, we just got a total hottress.

by Cardholer November 30, 2009

The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

by Free6000 December 17, 2008

Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

Hootress

Your waitress at hooters

I hope we have a hot hootress today. Where is my hootress with my wings?

by Duecey 2 October 13, 2008

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

hottess

Mashup of "hot" and "goddess". Means that a person looks like a female god.

Omg, look at her, she's a total hottess!

by Hottess Nerdfighter June 1, 2014

hottness

someone who is extremely hot

i met this hottness last nite

by MISHA2013 August 8, 2013