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The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

Mastic Hottness 

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.
"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"
Mastic Hottness by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

Hootress 

I hope we have a hot hootress today. Where is my hootress with my wings?
Hootress by Duecey 2 October 13, 2008

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him
holy hottness by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005
Mashup of "hot" and "goddess". Means that a person looks like a female god.
Omg, look at her, she's a total hottess!
i met this hottness last nite
hottness by MISHA2013 August 8, 2013