hot-route 

The act of dipping your dick in hot sauce for lubrication while fucking.

"She said she liked it spicy, so I gave her a hot-route"

"bitch made me buy her 11 drinks, so I hot-routed her"

"That exam just hot-routed me!"

hot-route by lulibrary December 26, 2012

Hot Route 

Refers to traveling out of your way to intentionally come into contact with gorgeous members of the opposite sex.

Can be done by foot, but is preferably done in an expensive and flashy vehicle. The path traveled usually takes one by a certain locale where said hotties are known to congregate. Can also refer to following a particularly sexy person for a short time, or dawdling near them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I ran a hot route in my bother's new car on the way over here."

Guy 2: "No problem dude. See any fine looking women?"

Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Got some numbers too."

Hot Route by don't be that guy September 28, 2009

Hot Route 

Last minute change of plans due to no longer being able to do the original activity.

Bob: I wanna go to the pool.
Steve: Sounds good to me, but what if it rains?
Bob: Then we can hot route and go to the bar instead.

Hot Route by Tiny Dick Bastard June 18, 2018

Rotten hot pocket 

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong

"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"

Rotten hot pocket by Breakroom May 31, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016