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Old Hot Nuts
The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Old Hot Nuts by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
hot two nuts
An extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. A hot two nuts' behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab assing, and other faggoty stuff. They are obnoxious and unseemly characters.
Man that was a great party till those fag hags brought that hot two nuts. He got all drunk and started slapping his ass in tighty whitetys! Uggh!
hot two nuts by d-doggy September 8, 2006
hot as nuts
hot as nuts by Mbastn July 10, 2005
Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet
use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003
Hotnuts
A man wearing shorts above the knee level, ranging from small gym shorts to Daisy Dukes. Usually suggests gayness or just a really bad sense of dress.
Hotnuts by stop it loser March 8, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.