"You mean your hot as nuts uncle Charlie?"
by Mbastn June 29, 2005
An extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. A hot two nuts' behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab assing, and other faggoty stuff. They are obnoxious and unseemly characters.
Man that was a great party till those fag hags brought that hot two nuts. He got all drunk and started slapping his ass in tighty whitetys! Uggh!
by d-doggy September 7, 2006
During the process of a gangbang while the gangbangers (the pockets) wait their turn, they place their erect penis's in each others anus's in a human centipede like chain. these participants do not engage in sexual movements, but rather simply sheath their cocks into each for warmth while awaiting their turn.
Brad: Hey bro, how was your night?
Chad: It was awesome bro I went to this gangbang in the woods, it got a little chilly so we pulled the Hot Pocket Nut Bucket.
Brad: That sounds awesome bro!
Chad: It was awesome bro I went to this gangbang in the woods, it got a little chilly so we pulled the Hot Pocket Nut Bucket.
Brad: That sounds awesome bro!
by RexMountain1234 March 6, 2018
Similar to jonesin, but even more intense (yes, it's hard to imagine). Being 'hot nuts' for something is desiring it to the degree where you would beat a nun out of the way utilizing a dead baby as a cudgel simply to attain the desired object.
by ma401 February 6, 2006
My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.
by wowzas3 December 22, 2018
The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
V - the Act of a receiver of a tea bagging, biting the giver's hot nuts as they enter the receiver's mouth
Ed - I was tea bagging Anne, and she gave me a Hot Nut Grinder. I think she knew I was cheating.
Oliver - Brutal!
Oliver - Brutal!
by Hugh Gastiffee April 30, 2011