hot loaf 

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

hot loaf by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017

pinch a hot loaf 

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.

"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."

pinch a hot loaf by lulem400 January 12, 2010

Bake a Hot Loaf 

To brew up and take massive shit.

I’m going to be late for work today cause imma bout to bake a hot loaf.

Bake a Hot Loaf by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

piping hot loaf 

When two men take a crap on each other then put it in there mouths and savore the taste, or when have sex with black midgets and old ladys after going on a 3 hour "fishing" trip with pastor Bill

"Man that piping hot loaf you gave me was amazing, and it tasted so good
OR
"Father thats a fishing trip i will never forget"

piping hot loaf by dylan did this March 30, 2008

Hot Piping Loaf 

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

Hot Piping Loaf by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Hot Piping Loaf 

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

Hot Piping Loaf by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Hot Sourdough Loaf

When you fuck a dirty slut with a yeast infection and then make her suck your dick.

Dear sirs, your upstanding daughter let me give her a hot sourdough loaf in exchange for a monetary donation.

Hot Sourdough Loaf by SloppyGuthries November 3, 2009