When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the
act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man
will often attempt to perform cunnilingus, but laden with
spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act
will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven
box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.
"Dude, I heard you got lucky last night after dinner! Did you totally
lick her lunchbox?"
"Well, I thought I was going to
eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an
Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."