Hot day 

A day in which you dress up or make your physical appearance more appealing to people you would want to be attracted to you

He is definitely pulling a hot day today to get some girls

Hot day by Mrhanfordisgay July 17, 2018

Rottweilers mouth on a hot day 

A saggy, sweaty vagina. An axe wound in a gorilla's back if you will.

Lee - Check that swamp donkey out, bet she's got a right growler on her

Rick - Oh i fella, like a Rottweilers mouth on a hot day mate

Rottweilers mouth on a hot day by gorillarick December 7, 2011

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day 

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021

hillbilly hot day shit shovel 

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.

Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

hillbilly hot day shit shovel by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Hot Dog Day 

The most amazing day in Alfred NY where all of your dreams of the college life come true. Many kegs of kegs within kegs, as you jump from party to party of drunk college students who just want to party their ass off along side you and they call it Hot Dog Day.
As Alfred NY is a dude fest, it is no surprise that this day is no different.
BEER!

Dude I just ate a hotdog on Hot Dog Day! Awesome!

Hot Dog Day by hot dog king May 9, 2011

hot check day 

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.

It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.

hot check day by bsdavidson360 February 9, 2014