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hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate packet in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth simultaneously. whip cream topping: optional. perfect for the holidays and covid friendly.
hey babe i got a packet of Swiss Miss, wanna make a hot cockolate?
hot cockolate by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020

hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

Boston Hot Chocolate 

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.
Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.
Boston Hot Chocolate by Dog cock December 31, 2022

hot chocolate teddy bear 

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"
hot chocolate teddy bear by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

Hot Chocolate Surprise 

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.

hot chocolate friend 

Great for some seasons, not so great for others. Aka, short-lived best friend
"I've had a lot of hot chocolate friends... it makes it hard to trust people."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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