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hot bone 

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris
Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.

Hot T-Bone Steak 

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.
After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog 

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.
Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.