hot bones

by sassyso January 09, 2008
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hot bone

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris
Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.
by drpoonandtheteenangels May 03, 2009
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Hot T-Bone Steak

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.
After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.
by J Bonz Boi June 08, 2004
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