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hot block 

Popping the hood on an unlocked vehicle, then in the engine compartment, put your feet on the bumper and let your ass hang in, now dispense your putrid stomach cramping chocolate play-doh all over the engine block. When the car warms up, the fesis will melt, covering the engine in black mud, the vile scent will inevitably woft through the vents carrying very small particles of excrement into the driver's and passanger's nostrils, causing the driver to curb his vehicle.
Before the car even made it out of the parking lot the driver rolled out of the vehicle, when i saw him gasping for air there was no doubt in my mind that he had been hot blocked
hot block by skater jaxd October 27, 2006
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two-block hot

When a woman looks attractive from a distance, but considerably less attractive up close.
"That bitch is totally two-block hot. She looked good from down the street, but up close... meth mouth, dude!"
two-block hot by twenty3skidoo March 16, 2008

block hot 

When somebody is popular around a town or street. It is commonly used in rap songs both UK and Us.
Aye my G you heard? We got the Block hot.

Those gangbangers think they got the block hot. They just sine fuckboys
block hot by JC Flight June 25, 2017

The Block Is Hot 

A definition which translates directly as "the police are on the block." Usually used when trying to announce publicly to run away, since the cops are "on your tail"
"Woot-Woot! (Imitation of Police Sirens) The block is hot!"
The Block Is Hot by Shane March 25, 2003

block is hot

Po-po, 5-0, or Alice if you from Seattle is on their way, or are stalking a joint, thereby prohibiting you from visiting your pharmaceutical retailer for a little recreational pharmacology :)
I called the weed dude the other day, and as soon as he picked up he said "a yo... the block is hot... holla at me in 2"
block is hot by pompii June 23, 2006

The Glock unlocked, the block stays hot 

It is actually "the block on lock, the trunk stay locked, the glock on cock, the block stays hot"
See "Danger" from World Wide Underground -

small hot black

You: hey can I get a small coffee

Barista: with milk?
You: no, black please
Barista: hot or iced
You: hot
Barista: No problem. One small hot black coming right up
small hot black by OGboii onthaCUFF December 8, 2020
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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