hosier
an extermly loud fat man on the teacher commitee in florida deca; a jackass; an extemly inconsiderate person
hosier is a jackass,
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hosier
A term used to define someone from the Midwest portion of the United States (i.e; America's Heartland). Generally used in a joking manner, but can be used as an insult depending on the tone in which it is used.
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hosiery • hosier • hosier ass nigga • hosierainkiss • hoser • Hoosier • hosie • hosser • Hozier • Hoster
hosier ass nigga
A person who acts as he is gay and acts soft. Someone who u hate because they act weak 24/7
(Hosier ass nigga)
(Hosier ass nigga)
Jason: bro just hit this boy in his mouth.
Softboy: i cant bro my moms said if i hit someone i get in trouble he better be glad!!
Jason: u a hosier ass nigga
Softboy: i cant bro my moms said if i hit someone i get in trouble he better be glad!!
Jason: u a hosier ass nigga
hosier ass nigga by iknow damnnear errything March 1, 2016
Hozier
An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.
Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
Hozier by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020
holier than thou douchebag
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.
holier than thou douchebag by Sinner777 December 5, 2009
Hoosier Hi-Five
A Hoosier Hi-Five (also High-Five) is a beer and shot combination from two Indiana heritage brands. The whiskey is Old Hamer Straight Bourbon and the beer is Upland Champagne Velvet. Old Hamer was prominent from 1825 to 1870 from Spring Mill in Lawrence County, IN and was sold as far south as New Orleans. The brand was resurrected by West Fork Whiskey Co. (Indianapolis, IN.) in 2019.
Champagne Velvet was brewed by Terre Haute Brewing Co. founded in 1855 and grew to be one of the largest breweries in Indiana. In 1902, Terre Haute brewmaster Walter Braun created a lager called Champagne Velvet (CV) that quickly became the flagship beer of the company. While the beer helped the brewery spread its market and fame during the next two decades, Prohibition forced the brewery to close and its assets were sold. In 2012 Upland Brewing Co. (Bloomington, IN) purchased the rights to the name and recipe and released the beer for their 15th Anniversary.
Champagne Velvet was brewed by Terre Haute Brewing Co. founded in 1855 and grew to be one of the largest breweries in Indiana. In 1902, Terre Haute brewmaster Walter Braun created a lager called Champagne Velvet (CV) that quickly became the flagship beer of the company. While the beer helped the brewery spread its market and fame during the next two decades, Prohibition forced the brewery to close and its assets were sold. In 2012 Upland Brewing Co. (Bloomington, IN) purchased the rights to the name and recipe and released the beer for their 15th Anniversary.
Hoosier Hi-Five by Hoosier Heritage July 14, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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