coop's definitions

the one

1. A superpowered, messianic figure now commonly found in modern Sci-Fi movies. (e.g. Neo of the movie series 'The Matrix', Gabe Law of 'The One')
2. Movie starring Jet Li in 2001, directed by James Wong, written by X-Files writers Morgan & Wong.

If Gabe Law and Neo fought, Highlander style, because "There can be only one!" which one would end up The One?

by Coop June 26, 2003

Noogleboard

A board based game involving two guns, a tub of butter and toenail clippings; played by West London gangsters

Oi blud, you up for a round of noogleboard?

by Coop April 6, 2004

Trogdor

A reptillian creature discovered by "Strongbad", a man in a mexican wrestling suit with boxing gloves and a somewhat surly disposition. A Trogdor is created through the implementation of an elegant S curve and consummate V's.

Holy Crap! Trogdor is burninating the countryside.

by Coop March 21, 2003

Brookstar

Brookstar is a big gay who thinks he is hard and schmoov and sucks cock

Brookstar is a gaylord

by Coop December 9, 2004

dick out

In golf when someone makes a really shity short drive, that person has to undo there fly and tuck in there shirt and let it hang out of there fly

man that bunt of a drive didn't even reach the front tees, now you gotta do a dick out for the rest of the round

by Coop April 20, 2005

stairway to heaven

only the single greatest song of all time i dont care what any of yall fuckers say

to be a rock...and not to roll

by coop January 6, 2004

Mialargney

A sister Munchkin balargney that dances like a fish outta the water, likes to use dirty Filipino words and make people feel uncomfortable by talking about pumping her breasts. She's great everyone needs a Mialargney in their life.

chick #1 "OMG check out that girl WHO does she remind you of??"

chick#2 "OMG YES she's just like MIALARGNEY...!.. I wonder that potato is up to! POTATO"

by COOP August 20, 2012