Horst
Word orginated at Vilanova Univeristy to describe the unbelievable bordem the students expierience on a daily basis. Can also be used to describe Garret Olsen
Horst by Tyler Duden March 20, 2005
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horst
In this situation a woman is laying on her back with her legs spread. The man masturbates and ejaculates into the air, arcing his semen into her waiting vagina.
Named after Horst Schultz, world record holder for long distance ejaculation, 18ft 9in.
Named after Horst Schultz, world record holder for long distance ejaculation, 18ft 9in.
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Horst • Horstort • horstman • Horst Seehofer • Horst Wessel • horsted • Horstenbuurt • HorstFace • horstmann • horsty
Horst
Horst is a small town located in the Dutch province ''Limburg''. Most of the population excists out of 65+ oldies living in appartments. There are almost no poeple from 20 - 65 so the streets are filled with 16 year old crackheads. It has a huge college making half the town a sub-urb. The 2400 students killed of 99% of the redneck ppopulation and .introduced many shittie sub-cultures into Horst. 36% of them are neutral, 14% are beer lovers / low-dutch-rednecks who are allied with the neutrals
10% are wiggers, allied with the 5% real hip hoppers / wannebies.
another 15% are hardcore pussies, troublesome allied with the 10% metal- pussies.
3 procent is Dutch redneck / trailer scum , due to the dutch redneck / argicultural roots they're allied with nobody
7% are true Hip hoppers, /Metal /rockers / hardcore. They're surprisgly allied with each other.
Oh yes, actually 25% is Polish, but due to local racism they're not counted in they're not allied with anyone, but friends with the neutrals.
Due the failing sub cultures the streets are riddled with wannabe street gangs, wannabe whores, wannabe polish mafia's. Wich actually never insist in any crime
10% are wiggers, allied with the 5% real hip hoppers / wannebies.
another 15% are hardcore pussies, troublesome allied with the 10% metal- pussies.
3 procent is Dutch redneck / trailer scum , due to the dutch redneck / argicultural roots they're allied with nobody
7% are true Hip hoppers, /Metal /rockers / hardcore. They're surprisgly allied with each other.
Oh yes, actually 25% is Polish, but due to local racism they're not counted in they're not allied with anyone, but friends with the neutrals.
Due the failing sub cultures the streets are riddled with wannabe street gangs, wannabe whores, wannabe polish mafia's. Wich actually never insist in any crime
Horst Seehofer
Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.
Stan:
“Are you a horst?
Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”
Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”
“Are you a horst?
Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”
Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”
Horst Seehofer by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018
Horst Wessel
Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
Horst Wessel by MrBern February 15, 2017
bas horst
Bas Horst is een tiefus neger id een kolo homo is. dat was een leugen hij is hetero en heeft een vriendin.
bas is een leuke spontaane jongen waar je mee kan lachen ookal soms is ie wat vreemd hij blijft je grote vriend.
bas is gek van het roasten van mensen hun haar lichaams bouw en uiterlijk.
bas is een leuke spontaane jongen waar je mee kan lachen ookal soms is ie wat vreemd hij blijft je grote vriend.
bas is gek van het roasten van mensen hun haar lichaams bouw en uiterlijk.
bas horst by twitch.tv/fragdempsey May 26, 2019
Braden Horst
A man child who whines when he dosen't get what he wants. Braden Horst has no respect for authority. He will downplay his failures and broadcast his achievements to anyone who will listen and even to those who wont. His word means nothing to him and he will say anything to get what he wants.
Braden Horst by Dogenut December 12, 2018
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