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Horst

Word orginated at Vilanova Univeristy to describe the unbelievable bordem the students expierience on a daily basis. Can also be used to describe Garret Olsen
My god this school is HORST
My god this SPIT food is HORST
MY god Garret Olsen is so HORST
by Tyler Duden March 20, 2005
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In this situation a woman is laying on her back with her legs spread. The man masturbates and ejaculates into the air, arcing his semen into her waiting vagina.

Named after Horst Schultz, world record holder for long distance ejaculation, 18ft 9in.
Manny's girl made him a sandwich after he horst her from 8 feet away.
by jboned October 22, 2014
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Horst

Horst is a small town located in the Dutch province ''Limburg''. Most of the population excists out of 65+ oldies living in appartments. There are almost no poeple from 20 - 65 so the streets are filled with 16 year old crackheads. It has a huge college making half the town a sub-urb. The 2400 students killed of 99% of the redneck ppopulation and .introduced many shittie sub-cultures into Horst. 36% of them are neutral, 14% are beer lovers / low-dutch-rednecks who are allied with the neutrals
10% are wiggers, allied with the 5% real hip hoppers / wannebies.
another 15% are hardcore pussies, troublesome allied with the 10% metal- pussies.
3 procent is Dutch redneck / trailer scum , due to the dutch redneck / argicultural roots they're allied with nobody
7% are true Hip hoppers, /Metal /rockers / hardcore. They're surprisgly allied with each other.

Oh yes, actually 25% is Polish, but due to local racism they're not counted in they're not allied with anyone, but friends with the neutrals.

Due the failing sub cultures the streets are riddled with wannabe street gangs, wannabe whores, wannabe polish mafia's. Wich actually never insist in any crime
Joep:'' Damn, Horst is full of hard-core pussies.''

Johan: '' Damn, then you haven't seen the metal-pussies ''
by Crasio April 11, 2009
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Horst Seehofer

Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.
Stan:
“Are you a horst?

Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”

Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”
by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018
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Horst Wessel

The legendary man who wrote the song "Die Fahne Hoch"
Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?

Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
by MrBern February 15, 2017
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bas horst

Bas Horst is een tiefus neger id een kolo homo is. dat was een leugen hij is hetero en heeft een vriendin.
bas is een leuke spontaane jongen waar je mee kan lachen ookal soms is ie wat vreemd hij blijft je grote vriend.
bas is gek van het roasten van mensen hun haar lichaams bouw en uiterlijk.
yo hij is echt cool hij is een Bas Horst
Yo een dikke neger dat is een BAs Horst
by twitch.tv/fragdempsey May 26, 2019
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Braden Horst

A man child who whines when he dosen't get what he wants. Braden Horst has no respect for authority. He will downplay his failures and broadcast his achievements to anyone who will listen and even to those who wont. His word means nothing to him and he will say anything to get what he wants.
Stop being a Braden Horst and grow up, I'm not buying you anything.
by Dogenut December 12, 2018
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