Horstort 

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.

“I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”

Horstort by nasty john July 21, 2023

horstort 

The study of past events, particularly in human affairs.

“My favorite subject in school is Horstort.”

horstort by nasty john July 21, 2023

horstort 

To remove water from a horse by twisting or wringing it out.

“Arnold was trotting in the rain. SO, I gave him the ole’ horstort!”

horstort by nasty john July 21, 2023

Horsforth

A small town located in Leeds where people annoy the neighbour hood watch and grandmas think that it’s a posh place. Chavs have taken over

If your a wanna be chav go to Horsforth

Horsforth by DishDigger2077 May 29, 2019

Horsforth

A small town dedicated to converting people in to horses.

Feel like becoming a horse? Come to Horsforth for all your transhorse needs.

Horsforth by WheresMyCar117 June 15, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019