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Horstort 

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.
“I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”
Horstort by nasty john July 21, 2023
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horstort 

The study of past events, particularly in human affairs.
“My favorite subject in school is Horstort.”
horstort by nasty john July 21, 2023
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horstort 

To remove water from a horse by twisting or wringing it out.
Arnold was trotting in the rain. SO, I gave him the ole’ horstort!”
horstort by nasty john July 21, 2023
A small town located in Leeds where people annoy the neighbour hood watch and grandmas think that it’s a posh place. Chavs have taken over
If your a wanna be chav go to Horsforth
Horsforth by DishDigger2077 May 29, 2019
A small town dedicated to converting people in to horses.
Feel like becoming a horse? Come to Horsforth for all your transhorse needs.
Horsforth by WheresMyCar117 June 15, 2016
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