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Horsting, Horst, Horsted

To Horst; a deliberate or unintentional act of inactivity. A form of lazyness found to exist within some humans. To have done nothing with themselves all day, to fail to achieve any work and in fact try and avoid work. Horsting is completing or directly be inactivity purpisfully or unintentionally. Horsted as to have wasted the day away and completed or achieved or learned nothing.

Horsting; when asked or given a required work to achieve they declined to achieve this or complete this. This is the deliberate act of inactivity.
You've done nothing and been lazy all day. Shortened version. You've horsted the day away.

That guy/girl at work avoids doing any work. Short version. They are a horster.

All pigs do is horst the day away. Eating, doing nothing and sleeping.
by Tapir Envy December 26, 2017
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Raven Hosted

To be banned from a group chat on stickam
"yo dude, u just got raven hosted!"
"Toally just raven hosted that n00b"
by fukfacemcgee October 21, 2012
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horsedick.mpeg

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.
We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.
by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009
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Horsedick Hound

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
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horsed

shit boy, u were horsed yesterday night!
by abc September 14, 2003
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horsedar

A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.

Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
by Bstow May 22, 2008
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Horsedickulous

Is a term used to describe the dick of a human male that rivals that of a horse.
You wouldn’t believe the things women say to me about my gigantic cock. As a matter of fact, I met this girl Renee on Saturday and as I dropped my trousers to unveil the Cadillac of dongs, she proceeded to tell me it was Horsedickulous! Completely taken aback by her comment, I asked if she was insulting me, to which she said no, your dick is so ridiculously big, it looks like it belongs on a horse. After delivering the Dong for what seemed to be an eternity, I bounced expecting to never see or hear from her again. I’ve ran across my fair share of women, but this Renee is a top of the line Horsedick Hound, and I’m a little worried she’s going to seriously injure me, or worse, cut off my meaty member and make a bronze replica. If you know a bodyguard for dongs, please contact me!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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