HorstFace

Variant of the selfie-face. While trying to pose for a sexy-selfie, the facial expression resembles the look while defacating.

Dude, you do that Horstface on all your pics again.

"Dann, my duck face always looks like l'm sitting in the toilet." "Yeah, your Horstface is amazing"

by Flippos April 7, 2018

Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011

horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.

My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

by Adnan January 13, 2004

HorseFace

A face as long as Sarah Jessica Parker's

Wow! Sarah Jessica Parker has a horseface

by BiotechTRGM June 12, 2019

Horseyface

Horseyface (n). A term given to a monkey with a long strong face, similar to Barbaro. Horseyfaces are known for face slapping, belching, and being bad husbands. See also, Ruud Van Nistelrooy.

Why did Meggers ever agree to marrying Horseyface, that long faced 1/2 monkey 1/2 Seabiscuit?

by Monkey Gray October 31, 2007

Horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

Oh my gosh it’s horseface

by MouldyPotatoPrincess October 18, 2018

Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.

I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.

by legibledeb September 12, 2010