horsefish 

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

horsefish by robcraine December 20, 2005

horsefish 

A name for seahorses used by people who forget how to speak sometimes

It's like "neigh!!!!!", but in the sea... What is it called again?... I remember! HORSEFISH!!
I think you mean seahorse

horsefish by YouKnowWhoThisIs 9876 June 23, 2014

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

Golden Horseshoe 

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

Golden Horseshoe by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

horseshit and slivers 

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

horseshit and slivers by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Horsepistol 

(noun) a redneck term referring to a long term medical facility, modern day hospital, a place where injured people seek care

"Great papaw Ulyss is in the horsepistol again with a broken hip after gettin into another fist fight with Aunt Mavis."

Horsepistol by Mistin March 4, 2009

San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

San Francisco horseshoe by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020