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Horsefield 

A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feel bigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.
Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...

Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...
Horsefield by VoraciousViixen January 15, 2010
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homefield disadvantage 

When your friend tells you he's going to a sporting event but refers to it by the visiting team. One who has homefield disadvantage does this because he/she has to be cocky in making it clear that he/she is a fan of the visitors.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Going to the Celtics game"

"Are you flying to Boston? The Nuggets play here, tool. You clearly have homefield disadvantage"

Homefield Advantage 

(n.) When a host and/or resident is entitled to special privileges; this includes the ability to tastefully sieze or reclaim an item (i.e. last beer) or seat based on ownership of the space being occupied.
"Aw, nahh dude, you took my seat.."

"Sorry bro, Homefield Advantage."

homefield advantage 

In multiplayer online FPS games such as Modern Warfare 3 when your connection seems to be faster than that of your opponents, allowing you more time to line up a shot and fire.
"Dude, its taking forever for these guys to shoot back at me. We are mowing them down. We definitely have homefield advantage on this one."
"Hosfield" is a common last name which derives from a old French village called "Queer von city". The family the "Hosfields", were the first people documented in history to attempt dig a hole through earth and end up in the United States, this attempt occurred in 1946 and the hosfields were never heard from again until 1995 which they surfaced in a town called Kennewick Washington. It is still unknown to this day if they actually dug the hole through earth. Some scientists theorize that this hole through earth has a direct correlation with the transformation of justin bieber from "popstar" to "Hollywood teen douchebag". Some scientists go even as far to theorize that it affects not only justin bieber, but all celebrities. Which would explain the actions of celebrities from the last 20 years, including the down fall of Britney Spears, Amanda bynes, and Lindsay lohan, and the sudden change attitude in younger upcoming pop stars such as Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, and the twins from the suite life of Zach and Cody!

Also, "Hosfield" is a German slang word meaning, "one with a small penis" or " a complete faggot.
Also, "Hosfield" is a German slang word meaning, "one with a small penis" or " a complete faggot.

When used with the word "Kim", such as "Kim hosfield" it means " a super ultra gay fag who is so gay they eat tons of rainbow colored skittles to show their gay pride."
hosfield by Kkkhut234 March 5, 2014

HorseFella 

iFunny user HorseFella. He posts pictures of ponies cause he's a brony faggot.
You're subscribed to HorseFella? You should kill yourself.
HorseFella by BlueMoon1890 March 31, 2019

harshfield 

The most badass last name, they will control your bitch ass in a second. Don't even look at them funny or your ass is busted up. All thats said is the will kick your ass and all your friends too. The most natorious is jason he was deadly.
Damn harshfield just kicked your ass.
harshfield by Lovelybirdsus September 16, 2020
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