Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.
Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"
by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008
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I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007
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Someone who gets with a girl/guy knowing that they already are in a relationship and ruins that relationship as a result.
John is a housebreaker, he went out with Julie knowing that she was dating Mark and after Mark found out he broke up with Julie.
by Politikz April 14, 2016
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