Housebeater 

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

Housebeater by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

housebreaker 

Someone who gets with a girl/guy knowing that they already are in a relationship and ruins that relationship as a result.

John is a housebreaker, he went out with Julie knowing that she was dating Mark and after Mark found out he broke up with Julie.

housebreaker by Politikz April 14, 2016