"I'm just gonna be horndogging it until tomorrow" - Man Deciding Not to Use The Bathroom on a Plane to Fap
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Also known as Hotdoggin':
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.
While showering with his wife Tina, Bill slides his penis between Tinas butt cheeks. Exclaiming "Hotdogging", Bill feels victorious.
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Get the Hotdogging mug.(adjective) Commonly used as a verb to describe the action of placing one's penis betwixt a female's butt cheeks to resemble a hotdog, the adjective form is used to describe the state of the male during an attempt at intercourse:
The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
The said man is so drunk from a night of boozing (see "whiskeydick"), his attempt to penetrate the girl is thwarted by his two-thirds erect penis. Full erection is impossible to obtain, so usually the man grabs his dick and tries to force it in, with no avail. The rigidity of the dick resembles that of a thawed hotdog, and full penetration never occurs due to the lackluster hardness, leaving the man and woman frustrated.
1. Ben: "So did you hook up last night? You looked pretty hammered when you left.."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."
2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
Curran: "Dude, I was. I couldn't actually do it, I just hotdogged her for about twenty minutes and then gave up."
Ben: "Man, I'm sorry I hate when that happens."
2. Ratsnake: "C'mon, get it in there, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Chris: "I'm trying just hold on"
Ratsnake: "Are you hotdogging right now?! You've got to be fucking kidding me!"
Chris: "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."
by UF-FL UPS February 4, 2010
Get the Hotdogging mug.The scenario in which a man avoids penetrating a womans vagina and instead glides his penis between her pussy lips...thus creating what appears to be a hotdog...
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Get the Horndoggin mug.The act of inserting a penis directly into a person's mouth after it has been in an anus, analogous to a hot dog, having been dipped in batter, being consumed.
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