horndicapped 

A disability or impairment that makes one unable to operate a motor vehicle or think for oneself. Usually evidenced by the presence of a longhorn logo.

"Did you see that f#@*tard cut me off?"
"Yeah, but he's got a University of Texas window sticker, he's horndicapped"

horndicapped by W.T. June 29, 2009

Socially handicapped 

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped 

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

Artistically Handicapped by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

Handicapped 

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

Handicapped by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

handicapped squirrel 

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

handicapped squirrel by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

hundicapped 

A failing whereby seemingly normal people turn into raving, ranting bigots during the course of supporting their football team (either Glasgow Rangers of Heart of Midlothian).

Celtic fan 1: "Look at the chap over there foaming at the mouth and shouting rude things about the Pope"
Celtic fan 2: "Excuse him, he's obviously hundicapped"

hundicapped by Henke September 14, 2005