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horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.
Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.
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Horn Swaggler

Jenny: Wow! Joshua is such a horn swaggler!

Jack: How do you know?

Jenny: He showed me last night.

Joshua: Sure did Jenny!

hornswaggled 

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.
"Hornswaggled again!"
hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle 

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".
"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"
hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswoggled 

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornswaggled 

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.
1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!
hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggler 

One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.
Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.
hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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