Hortis

A HORTIS is someone that never gives up and tries their hardest in everything that few weaknesses and are people who are great friends but you don’t want to get them angry

He’s acting like a HORTIS !!!!

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee12345678910 January 20, 2018

French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

Hortical

original, real, true, genuine, respected, acclaimed.


An adjective often describing a person, relationship, or situation.

Our friendship is hortical.
I am hortical.

by Mr. Mention February 9, 2009

hootis

noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.

"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.

by 007Girl February 3, 2010

Hornish

a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.

Man, i feel very hornish right now, what about you?

by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008

Hotisserie

A hotisserie is when a person is penetrated orally and either vaginally or anally at the same time. The two penises inserted at both ends function similar to a skewer allowing the penetrated person to be lifted and spun around like a piece of meat being grilled on a rotisserie.

When I arrived home early from work I discovered my girlfriend playing hotisserie with 2 guys from work.

by Finn Gerbang July 31, 2018

Sam Hornish Sr.

Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.

We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009