Hoitis
Hariette is suffering from hoitis
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hoeitis
Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
Hotisserie
A hotisserie is when a person is penetrated orally and either vaginally or anally at the same time. The two penises inserted at both ends function similar to a skewer allowing the penetrated person to be lifted and spun around like a piece of meat being grilled on a rotisserie.
When I arrived home early from work I discovered my girlfriend playing hotisserie with 2 guys from work.
Hotisserie by Finn Gerbang July 31, 2018
Ho-itis
A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.
Known causes:
1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.
Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Known causes:
1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.
Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.
Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
Ho-itis by DirtyDana/Cali August 23, 2011
Hoeitis
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019
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