hopt

slow

'he is a hopt'

'yeah he took a minute to solve 2 + 2

by yeahrrprpss February 16, 2023

mad hopt

"mad hopt" created by a user on discord that goes by gum and was a meer misspelling but as time grew it formed into a word that the now "kool cats"are using now a-days t is very cool and swag and can also be used in any and ALL conversations

person1: heyyy have you seen her new outfit today its mad hopt todayyy
person2: yeah its so cool lol
person1: no dude its madddd hopt

person2: oh yeahhhh its mad hopt
(person2 suddenly has onemillion dallors bc he is so cool bc he used word)

by mad chopts January 9, 2021

hoptimist

Somebody who thinks everything will be better with beer

Look how Jack is looking at his beer. He is a hopeless hoptimist.

by Wordis Presley January 15, 2020

Hoptown Hustle

When a man finds a one night stand, hand cuffs her to the bed, fucks her in the ass, shits on her chest, then steals her t.v.

Man I Hoptown Hustled this chick named Cayla but she didnt have a t.v. (so i got her stereo)

by b-doo/mac daddy July 31, 2006

Hoptimist

A person who believes everything is better with a good craft beer.

Let's go see my buddy Steve, he's a hoptimist, and he knows just the right kind of IPA to make you feel better.

by Coopers2013 December 10, 2020

Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock

He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!

by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011

hoptop

A fart that sounds like someone going "hop top top top". Like a World War 1 bi-plane starting up.

"Ye gods, that hoptop fucking hums!"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005