When a person rings up alot of beer on a tab and then when it's time for payment they deny drinking the amount of beer that they ordered and refuse to pay their portion of the tab.

Garland: Can you believe that shit bro? I saw with my own two eyes! Will had at least 4 Beers.

Ricky: Yeah man he hoppe'd out. He does that shit all the time. JFC. (see definition of JFC)

hoppe'd by GRS3 July 28, 2011

Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.

For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.

“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”

Hoppe’s Law by Professor Ho November 25, 2020

Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7

“What do you think about James”
“Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”

Hoppe’s Law by Professor Ho November 25, 2020

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026