Hoppe
That man is a hoppe
Hoppe by senor lupin December 8, 2009
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Hoppe by ThotCop6969 January 9, 2019
hoppe'd
When a person rings up alot of beer on a tab and then when it's time for payment they deny drinking the amount of beer that they ordered and refuse to pay their portion of the tab.
Garland: Can you believe that shit bro? I saw with my own two eyes! Will had at least 4 Beers.
Ricky: Yeah man he hoppe'd out. He does that shit all the time. JFC. (see definition of JFC)
Ricky: Yeah man he hoppe'd out. He does that shit all the time. JFC. (see definition of JFC)
Hoppe’s Law
A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.
For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
Hoppe’s Law by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Hoppe’s Law
A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
“What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
Hoppe’s Law by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
Hoppe's Full of Shit Law
The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
Hoppe's Full of Shit Law by Hym Iam November 25, 2020
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