A person who tries to hope for the best despite living in a hopeless reality.
And sometimes it works!
And sometimes it works!
Being a hopist is an extreme form of hope that can be only practiced by lunatics.
We are the hopists and it works for us.
The second line shows that this definition is written by a hopist.
We are the hopists and it works for us.
The second line shows that this definition is written by a hopist.
by hdayl24 December 29, 2021
Get the hopist mug.I am too pretentious to classify myself by terms other people made up, so I made up my own term - hopist
by yazaddaruvalaisgod December 2, 2015
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Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties
Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly
Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly
Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
Get the Hangers Hoist mug.A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
Get the Holistic Steamroller mug.Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.
Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”
by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021
Get the holistic fuck mug.Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"
I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.
by parker45 December 5, 2010
Get the hopster mug.Also known as the HHH dance, this is the dance moves that the infamous science teachers like to boogie to, to get down with the kids
Science teacher: (fortnite dances to Percy Parker)
Everyone: (erectifies) he is doing the Hippity Hopity Hopkins
Everyone: (erectifies) he is doing the Hippity Hopity Hopkins
by gazza's pet spoon January 25, 2019
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