hopist 

A person who tries to hope for the best despite living in a hopeless reality.

And sometimes it works!

Being a hopist is an extreme form of hope that can be only practiced by lunatics.

We are the hopists and it works for us.

The second line shows that this definition is written by a hopist.

hopist by hdayl24 December 29, 2021

hopist 

A realist who plans for the worst, but hopes for the best.

I am too pretentious to classify myself by terms other people made up, so I made up my own term - hopist

hopist by yazaddaruvalaisgod December 2, 2015

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

holistic fuck 

Sex that checks all your boxes. Whether it’s passion, love, the person has the right scent, or the kissing is the right style. It has to check all your boxes.

Kevin: “Did you slay?”
Ryan: “Yeah dude”
Kevin: “That’s sick. How was it?”
Ryan: “It was ok. Wasn’t a holistic fuck. I didn’t like how she smelled and the kissing was off.”

holistic fuck by BrysonStrong July 18, 2021

hopster 

Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"

I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.

hopster by parker45 December 5, 2010

Hippity Hopity Hopkins 

Also known as the HHH dance, this is the dance moves that the infamous science teachers like to boogie to, to get down with the kids

Science teacher: (fortnite dances to Percy Parker)
Everyone: (erectifies) he is doing the Hippity Hopity Hopkins

Hippity Hopity Hopkins by gazza's pet spoon January 25, 2019