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A realist who plans for the worst, but hopes for the best.
I am too pretentious to classify myself by terms other people made up, so I made up my own term - hopist
by yazaddaruvalaisgod October 12, 2015
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A thief or a person that does something really well.
1. Wow, that guy hopped on my lighter 3 times in a row, what a hopist!
2. Ay, you're good at this. Why didn't you tell me you're a 30 Seconds hopist?
by UnicornOreo January 15, 2021
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