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hoochie momma 

hoochie momma by Anonymous September 11, 2003

hoochie momma 

Someones mother(usually a friends) who is a real hoochie and gives out sexual favours(usually to childrens friends)
Just got serviced by your hoochie momma, mate.
hoochie momma by Cappy September 19, 2003

hoochie momma 

a female (or gay man) typically from the region known as rus-vegas (there can be deviations of this such as m-town, nash-vegas, fayetnam etc.)who is fully aware of herself, knows how to speak her mind, can drink any man under the table (and still remain upright), takes no crap from anyone, and is beyond loyal to her group of friends. The bonds of the "hoochie momma" are tighter than most friendships and have been known to last lifetimes.
Oh look at those girls on the dance floor they really know how to move! Yeah those are the hoochie momma's; don't mess with them they will jack you up.

Every man loves a hoochie momma! They really know how to party!

hoochie momma 

A hoochie who has had children or is pregnant.
Your moms is a hoochie momma, just ask the neighborhood.
hoochie momma by Anonymous March 14, 2003

hoochie momma 

When someone or something is scandalous and shows off an inappropriate section.
Friend #1: *Picks up a revealing bathing suit*
Friend #2: "That's a hoochie momma, you can't buy it!"
hoochie momma by hoochiemomma123 February 26, 2019

hoochie mamma 

A woman who dresses sexy but no longer fits the typical description of attractive. Hoochie mammas are either too old, too fat or are psycically unattractive in some other way, yet they still manage to lure the sexual interest of the most eager men through short skirts, low cut blouses, stockings and other means of sexual attire.
My fat-ass grandmother is a hoochie mamma because she wears thigh-high, F-me boots and still dates men 20-40 years younger than her.
hoochie mamma by Doc Xavian May 9, 2009
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