Hooksting

When a pirate fist with the wrong hand

"I accedently killed my sailorboy last night"
"How?"
"Hooksting"
"I see captain"

by Vikt0303 February 12, 2019

hooking the g

Massaging/fingering the "g spot".

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin

by Sampacifica January 15, 2017

Hooking the Green

A driving term for when someone wishing to turn left at an intersection quickly pulls through as soon as the light turns green, not allowing oncoming traffic going straight to clear first. This violates the right of way, is illegal and dangerous.

Sometimes it is used with the logic that it's better than you waiting for a whole line of cars to clear and potentially missing the light. Sometimes it is used because you're a douche.

The term is derived from golf; because a hook (as opposed to a slice) is when the ball takes a sudden undesirable left turn at the green.

I don't know, officer. I knew I had the right of way so I just went straight and t-boned the guy. I think he was Hooking the Green. When is that ambulance going to get here?

by theWAREHOUSE May 6, 2010

hookahing

A verb tense used to smoke hookah.

Shorter way of saying let's smoke hookah.

"What you doing today Danny?"

"I was thinking of maybe just hookahing outside on campus or some shit"

by Danny - October 16, 2015

Hosting

A term used when a person opens his home for a private event he is said to be the host or is "Hosting". It can also be used to "Host". This term has moved more recently into the gay community and is seen in private online forums like Craigslist adds where homosexuals are looking for other homsexuals and "host" private events or are said to be "Hosting" at their place.

Hey guys, S/W/M 8" uncut looking to meet some hot young guys, I'm hosting at my place this evening, cum over, door is open.

Hey, I'm looking to meet a few young hot guys tonite, I can't host because I'm married but I'm looking for a guy friend on the side NSA. (No strings attached)

by Hostwiththemost June 7, 2013

Hookering

When a female who is a hooker is loitering on a person's property. Probably needs a revaginalazation afterwards.

It's so sad the Rachel was hookering at the motel again.

by Noresun2noAmy2 May 30, 2020

Online Hosting Network

A network connection to a gaming server characterized by drag that may interfere with gaming performance.

People claim that the drag from the Online Hosting Network is noticeable enough to interfere with game play, but I do not agree. I can't tell the difference between playing on an OHN and a LHN.

by Jack K. White July 27, 2010