cuddlefump

when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'

You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

Sleepy Q

When you on a zoom call and that one friend falls asleep, they are referred to as a Sleepy Q.

Friend #1 "Is everyone up for a game tonight?"
Friend #2 "It looks like we already have a Sleepy Q here...."

by JerryRPumpkin57 July 24, 2020

hopdoodle

an overly Idiosyncratic person that you wish would just leave you alone

Charlie is such a hopdoodle, why can't he just leave me alone

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

spadcooting

Eating 2 different types of food at the same time

Wow, did you see Jim spadcooting in the restaurant earlier?

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

dkyyss

Don't kill yourself you're so sexy

Nooo dkyyss aha

by JerryRPumpkin57 July 24, 2020

Goghfen

When there just isn't a word for a certain thing; a lexical gap

This moment can only be described as a Goghfen

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017