Hoodbilly

White trash living in a ghetto urban area. Simply "A hillbilly that lives in the 'hood".

Everyone in the ghetto knows when Nascar is on because every hoodbilly on the block goes inside.

by MissViciousDelicious September 27, 2009

Hoodbilly

Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.

I need to get rid of that Hoodbilly roosting in my shed before he breeds and creates an infestation!

by Dragonlady58 January 18, 2021

Hoodbilly

The more politically correct version of “white trash”, which may offend multiple racial subgroups instead of the one intended.

Def: see white trash

Diff between hood and hood billy
*Gold teeth/no teeth
*Stolen Gucci/Goodwill
*Multiple baby mommas/Two baby Momma’s but they are sisters
*Weed/Pills and meth
*Gang violence/Drunkin Brawls at weddings
*Projects/Trailers

His mom is all mad at him because he stole her stash of Percocets. But she hasn’t even paid him back from the ones she bought off him last month. He’s such a hoodbilly.

by MrsKaceyWells December 5, 2018

Hoodbilly

A person who is visually defined as looking unkempt, unclean, and unsophisticated who may be wearing lose fitting pajama bottoms or sweatpants, but most importantly is always found wearing a hooded sweatshirt with a logo or graphic from 2 decades prior.

If you want to see a Hoodbilly in the wild, there is a steady stream of them walking, head down, to and from the gas station.

by Monjamin February 10, 2023

hoodbilly

A hoodbilly is a biracial person whose mother or father is Caucasian....and father or mother is black....usually found in hoods across america.

I love being a hoodbilly because I have the best of both worlds.

by Billy Hood May 5, 2015

hoodilydaddle

Something that you can never know anything about but believe everything you are told about it. Hoodilydaddle is a term given to anything you can't explain. It derives from things usually talked about by people in white lab coats. If you can't pronounce the name of certain things or topics just default to hoodilydaddle.

As Jimmy points to the moon he says, "I'm a boomer, we went to the hoodilydaddle damn it."

by Gravity Doesn't Exist Bear July 23, 2019

hoodville

a dope ass nigga on insta who have over 5 mill followers. he worships future the rapper and preaches to all niggas how u should treat yo girl and other bitches. he also shares his hood experiences for niggas that aint so hood, like me (cuz im lightskin).

my bitch: why u follow that nigga hoodville? u making me think u aint loyal to me😒

hoodville: if she tells u to unfollow hoodville she belongs to the streets

me: we aint a thing no more. have a nice life on the streets bitch

by 4kt_tez June 1, 2020