the killing, accidental or otherwise, of hoochies, skanks, and other promiscuous females. potential causes of death include rabies, laughter, being bitch-slapped to death, or being eaten by flying monkeys

"Yo man, what happened to Leroy?"
"He pimp-smacked that hoe so hard he got arrested for hoochieslaughter!"
"Shiiiit yo!"

hoochieslaughter by Tophu November 3, 2005

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Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

Hoopcheese Hoochies by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

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The Hoochies

The hoochies are a group of Boss ass bitches that range in personality. Dope personalities, intelligent, charismatic, can hold a good conversation and of course beautiful. Normally hated by a group of bitches who either mad about a niggah or upset because they can’t sit with them. Great at trolling, mostly unbothered, but will slap a bitch or a niggah down about their respect. Block list normally long as fuck from Niggahs who can’t accept the word no! Can normally be recognized by their pretty faces, hoop earrings, laid ass lace or toting a big bag of money.

The girls got mad because their niggah was trying to get a date with The Hoochies.

The Hoochies by MostHatedHoochie October 10, 2020

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hoochieslaughter

"Yo man, what happened to Leroy?"
"He pimp-smacked that hoe so hard he got arrested for hoochieslaughter!"
"Shiiiit yo!"

hoochieslaughter by Tophu July 26, 2008

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