hoopcheese

The shit that cakes around your anus, and begins to smell really bad

Fuck man, that's some bad hoopcheese you got going there.

by Crimsin February 11, 2004

Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

hoopcheese hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."
Sam: "When i took her to my house, she told me to lick that shit off."

by concon conroy December 12, 2008