hoocheemama

A mexican lady that is spicy, with 3 children by the age of 18. She was supposed to win a beauty pageant but her life bottomed out. Shes got red lipstick wears sash condoms and stilettos. She likes tacky shizz. She eats hot cheetos with milk.

Oh shit look it's the local hoocheemama and her 3 kids.

by tiffers69 December 5, 2020

hoochiemama

defined, beautiful, amazing, caring, pulchritudinous.

look at that hoochiemama

by jimmytristin December 1, 2020

hoochiemama

girlfriend. derived from the urban word hoochie.

Also used by Kramer as a one line gag on the hit show Seinfeld.

Q: What you doin this weekend, bro?

A: Just hangin wid muh hoochiemama an gettin slippery.

by TheBoutros July 20, 2004

HOOCHIEMAMA

When you speak to a girlfreind that you haven't known very long but are just begining that bond!

Your friends with some one for more than six months and hanging out at the mall, doing your hair together etc..... Let's go hand out Hoochiemama!

by freddy the bear February 11, 2010