hoobani

A person who needs rest, someone who is "slap happy".. usually a child or a crackhead!

Go to bed NOW you fucking wild hoobani!

by Leelacy November 16, 2023

Hobaning

The act of running Upstart Goblins and Reckless Greeds in everything.

He's Hobaning his Water deck because it's a combo deck, and he wants to draw his combo cards.

by Collin79 February 7, 2014

Hoobanger

A four wheeled vehicle, that in better times may have been called either a piece of junk, a clunker, a hoopty, a bucket, or a pile, but is no far more beat up, discolored, louder, rustier, or aggressively unattractive. An automobile that you wouldn't expect to see anywhere other than in a junk yard, at a demolition derby, or parked on the streets of Somalia. A vehicle that even the dirtiest of hitchhikers would not be caught dead riding in.

"Is that rust & bondo colored hoobanger parked outside yours? No wonder why you're still a virgin dude!"

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015

hoobangy

an aboriginee. One who lives isolated from society. Natives who live in the jungle or forest

There is a hoobangy in the jungle with a spear

by Lil Jay Deezy 420 August 28, 2011

hookanig

Can you hook a nigger up?

Yo, can you hookanig?

by route2null0 October 12, 2005

hoobafide

Anyone who is scared of the band Hoobastank.

"I was absolutely Hoobafide after watching that band".

by Armando L May 12, 2006

hobanize

to terrorize someone without good reason

Emily is being such a jerk to me even though I did absolutley nothing wrong. She continues to hobanize me!

by K.octoBBer June 15, 2009