honeycation

Honeymoon / Vacation = honeycation

Hey Laura congratulations on your nuptuals. How was your honeycation?

honeycation by embrey May 11, 2010

Homecation 

With the high cost of travel, people are opting to stay at home. In many cases, they are transforming their homes into a resort, which entertains their local family and friends in the comfort and security of their "personal resort".

With the money we saved in travel expenses, hotels, and meals, we fixed up our home and are on a permanent homecation.

Homecation by Eric Blair III October 1, 2008

honeybating

When you're honeymooning, but you spend the evening alone, watching softcore porn and masturbating separately.

No, we ended up honeybating.

honeybating by pendevil October 12, 2010

hoecation 

The act of a hoe, commonly misspelled 'ho,' and often confused with a tool for gardening, reducing their hoe-like activities for a undefined duration of time.

Ashley hasn't sucked dick in three weeks! She's on a hoecation

hoecation by Era47 April 14, 2014

Hoecation 

A vacation from dem hoes

Man i need a hoecation ive hit on alot of hot mamacitas lately

Hoecation by The Biggest Fudge August 23, 2021

Holiday homecation 

When you tell friends you are going on a staycation in the UK but actually your parents have a holiday home.

Dan "looking forward to my staycation in Somerset next week"

Andy "nice that sounds expensive"

Dan "staying at my parents beach house"

Andy "oh right, you confused me - you should have said holiday homecation. I wish I was you"

Holiday homecation by MrInheritanceTax October 6, 2022