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tempting my nuptuals
Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).
Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.
tempting my nuptuals by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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ruptured nuptials
"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."
ruptured nuptials by billigan August 3, 2007
nuptually challenged
John: Jane, will you marry me?
Jane: John, as you know, I am nuptually challenged. I'm not really good at being married. Can't we just date forever?
Jane: John, as you know, I am nuptually challenged. I'm not really good at being married. Can't we just date forever?
nuptually challenged by Tina Ej February 16, 2009
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.