7 definitions by embrey

ball of fuckery

anything that is a complete or total mess, a ball of fuck, a ball of fuckery ( reserved for a huge and total mess of shit )

( Jim is working on his car and obviously does not know what he is doing )

"Jim is an idiot, look at that ball of fuckery"

by embrey March 27, 2010

Puppet Face

Those deep lines around the mouth that look distrubing and similiar to a puppets mouth. Usually reserved for the aging and smokers.

Would you say she is about fifty with that puppet face?

by embrey January 29, 2010

jokered up

someone who is really funny drunk

Scott is fun when he is jokered up

by embrey April 4, 2010

Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by embrey April 4, 2010

Get my joker on

To get your party on, to go out and get wild, get crazy

Hey Dude what are you up to this weekend? "I'm headed to Vegas to get my joker on"

by embrey April 4, 2010

honeycation

Honeymoon / Vacation = honeycation

Hey Laura congratulations on your nuptuals. How was your honeycation?

by embrey May 12, 2010

e-cake

A photo of a fake cake that you e-mail to a friend because you were too cheap to spend money on a real cake or gift and too lazy to think of something to get. Usually found on a Facebook application

Dear Cheryl, Happy Birthday please enjoy this e-cake I got you, Love Embrey

by embrey April 9, 2010