pendevil's definitions

honeybating

When you're honeymooning, but you spend the evening alone, watching softcore porn and masturbating separately.

No, we ended up honeybating.

by pendevil October 12, 2010

grammarxist

A Grammar Nazi -- for the people! Although Grammarxists essentially do the same things as Grammar Nazis, they understand that language is inherently fluid and belongs to the speaker/writer and audience, who therefore define its rules (not the other way around).

"Dude, you should've used a semi-colon there; they're fantastic for separating clauses."
"Semi-colons are weak and indecisive. People speak in periods. They use commas and conjoining phrases. They don't use semi-colons."
"Grammarxist."
"I heard that."

by pendevil April 27, 2014