9 definitions by Johnny B

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a term used to describe two people (usually female) where one is nice looking (the Honey) and the other is ugly (the monster)
Robin: Cor Batman, Look at them two!
Batman: Yes Robin, it's that damn honey-monster theory again!!!
by Johnny B March 14, 2004
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1. Extremely exciting Celtic League matches involving rugby teams from Wales, Scotland and Ireland

2. to have sex
1. "Welcome to Scrum V, we have some Hot Celtic League Action for you tonight, Dragons v Ulster" - Eddie Butler

2. "I had some Hot Celtic League Action last night" - Mick, after shagging a random lady from leeds
by Johnny B March 18, 2004
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a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.
Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!
by Johnny B September 09, 2003
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When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.
"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"
by Johnny B September 03, 2003
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First done by the football (Soccer in the US) commentator "Big Ron" Atkinson (Hence the name), this is the strange phenomenon where a person can talk the biggest load of bullshit ever, yet it makes perfect sense under the circumstances
well done franco, you've just done a "big ron" again
by Johnny B March 14, 2004
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1. A type of bird which is all black, often mistaken for a raven
2. A US spyplane which currently holds the record for the highest ceiling and fastest plane ever to fly.
1. Robin: What type of bird is that, Batman?
Batman: That's a blackbird

2. The SR-71 Blackbird took off from the airbase
by Johnny B March 18, 2004
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Term for a double-barreled shotgun with the barrels placed side by side instead of on top of each other. Typical shotgun for hunting small game.
yo check out this side-by-side!
by Johnny B May 25, 2004
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