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homwschoolie 

a person that is or was at a time home schooled
look at that homeschoolie or homeschoolies are everywhere
homwschoolie by andreea December 1, 2004
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stay-at-homeschooling 

The new culture of education in 2020 where children and parents are forced to take on the roles of student and teacher respectively and learn at home indefinitely due to Covid-19.
The Stay-at-homeschooling is not going so well for little Johnny and his mommy, a banker who never dreamed she would be teaching her own son how to read.

homeschooler 

can be any of the following :

A a super nerd.
B a person who in socially awkward
C a person who cant/wont go to school public for personal reasons*

D a person who was never allowed to go to regular school and almost always ends up looking and acting like "L" from DEATH NOTE. And after the child is allowed to chose weather to go to public school or not, it is too late because the homeschooling has permanently alters his mind and even if he did go to a public school he knows he would probably snap

E a person who thinks of others as inferior creatures and dislikes to associate with them, often the inventors of "the next big thing"

warning! : homeschools are socialy unsure how to react to certain things, becareful what you say as they may misinturpret or over react.
setting : public school

john : hi

ex-homeschooler : dont talk to me.

john : your wierd

ex-home school-er : DONT INSULT ME! *breaks johns arm*

the next day the ex home schooler is sent a to a mental institution to try to undo the effects of home schooling.
homeschooler by extra L September 29, 2012

homeschooled shmuck 

a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck
homeschooled shmuck by Joel traw January 28, 2017

Homeschooliosis

A condition or rather a syndrome whereby
someone that goes to school and stays for
a short period of time, starts missing
home, and finally getting home later and
stays for a short period of time, starts
missing school again.
She diagnosed herself with homeschooliosis.

Homeschooled Weird 

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.
Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird

homeschooler 

There are two types. Either extremely happy and spazzy and thinks everyone is his friend, or quietly keeps to himself and thinks of everyone as below him.
generally speaking,
someone who lacks social skills, always has one or 5 too many buttons done up, has to ask a parent before using "the search engine", wears crew socks, is not vegetarian, has youtube blocked on his computer, and has never been with more than 1 kid his own age at once.
public schooler: haha did you hear/see that kid. He's probably a homeschooler
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