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hey have you met my homoyfriend? his boyfriend is so cute

homoyfriend by naplesforrest May 1, 2009

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Hoboyfriend

A man that can't take care of himself so he shacks up with a woman and sponges off of her

Brad isn't into Bree he is just her hoboyfriend.

Hoboyfriend by Disco19 March 25, 2017

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homoboyfriendophobia

The fear that your boyfriend is or will turn out to be gay and your relationship will end with him dating your brother. see also homobrophobia.

Jane has homoboyfriendophobia because her boyfriend Dan always insists on painting her nails.

homoboyfriendophobia by Not Savannah Evans ;] December 16, 2008

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hoyfriend

A friend for the day/evening. aka. A hookup. Derived from the Spanish "Hoy" which means, "today."

Norma: "We had so much fun in Tijuana today... but what's your dealio? Are you not looking for anything long-term?"

Alejandro: "While I loved our pictures in front of the zebra-painted donkeys, I need to be honest with you... I'm just interested in being hoyfriends. You down?"

hoyfriend by cfarley February 23, 2008

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homofriendual

Someone who only likes to be friends with people exactly like him/herself.

"Ugh, look at that clique of hipsters. They think they love diversity, but they are really all homofrienduals."

homofriendual by VivatRegina May 20, 2009

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homofriendly

when two guys do gay things while in a relationship with a female

Me and my homeboy kam were acting homofriendly so its basically not cheating

homofriendly by trill🧸 June 12, 2022

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homofriendly

when two dude’s that have a girlfriend friend have sexual activities but its not gay

i had sex with my best buddy but in a homofriendly way so its not gay

homofriendly by trill🧸 June 12, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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